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10 Things No One Tells You About Giving Birth

Let’s be honest—it’s nothing like the movies.
10 Things No One Tells You About Giving Birth

One of my favorite movies is Father of the Bride Part II—mostly because I love the hospital scene. You know, the one where George Banks gets drugged on sleeping pills and—whoops!—mom and daughter end up going into labor at the same time (spoiler alert from 1995). Then there’s that touching scene when Steve Martin looks at the doctor and says, “They’re everything I’ve got.” Oh, how my heart melts each time I watch it. This is how my delivery story will go, I thought as I painted my toenails after eating waffles and sleeping in until double digits. My pregnancy had been blissful, so I felt pretty certain the delivery would be no different.

Several friends tried to prepare me for labor and delivery, but this was before I had a kid, so I was convinced I knew everything. I had my own ideas about labor and delivery, some of which were completely, utterly, and fantastically wrong. I started thinking about this on day two of my son’s life as I asked myself: What just happened here?

So, in the spirit of motherhood, and as an ambassador to life (a.k.a. a mom), let me help you out with ten things I wish I had known before labor and delivery.

10. The beginning stages of labor can take days or even weeks. At 37 weeks, I was dilated three centimeters. The doctor told us we probably wouldn’t make it through the weekend without going into labor. This was on a Thursday morning. Ten days later, with my contractions five minutes apart, I was still three centimeters dilated! What I didn’t realize is that your body does this as it’s revving up for labor, and it can actually take quite a bit of time to go into active labor, especially for a first-time mom. According to WhatToExpect.com, early or latent labor can last from “several hours to several weeks.”

9. Triage is rough. The whole point of triage is to allow the medical staff to determine that you are in active labor and ready to be admitted to the hospital for delivery. What they don’t tell you is that it will take over an hour for them to monitor and evaluate you from the time you walk through their doors to the time you are admitted to the hospital. One labor and delivery nurse told me the usual time in triage is one to three hours, depending on your stage of labor. Let’s not forget that you’re in labor and unmedicated the entire time. I walked into the hospital at 4:17 a.m. and I wasn’t admitted until 7 a.m.

8. It turns out, the things you think you will care about during delivery end up not mattering . . . at all. My husband and I spent two hours one night making labor mixes for our iPod. And guess what happened? We never listened to them. Since I was in labor all night the previous night (and for the ten days prior to active labor) I was exhausted by the time I got settled in my hospital bed. I slept for most of the 11 hours after my epidural. I thought I wouldn’t want my mom in the delivery room, but as we were preparing to push, I realized we were about to witness a miracle, and I wanted her there.

7. Going to the bathroom (one and two) post-delivery is traumatic. I remember sitting in the bathroom after delivery while the nurse helped me. After five minutes, which seemed like an hour, I finally told her I couldn’t do it and I wanted to go to my room. I never knew this was the deal after you delivered—that the nurse had to watch you go to the bathroom. Trust me, using the restroom for the first time after your body has just delivered a baby is a huge deal. But you will get through it with the help of some meds and a good dose of patience.

6. Your birth plan could change at any moment. Although you have spent your entire life trying to figure out what type of birth you want, your baby and your body may have other plans. Be prepared that no matter how determined you are, things could change at the last moment due to necessity, and you will be forced to make peace with the narrative you tell about your birth story. Just remember, there is no shame in birthing a baby, no matter how you did it—all natural, with the help of medication, or via cesarean section—the birth of any baby is something to be proud of.

5. The hospital is really no fun at all. I remember telling my friends that we were going to have a huge party after delivery. I was so looking forward to everyone meeting our son and holding him for the first time. Then the whirlwind of being a first-time mom hit me. I remember that first night with so much joy and anxiety—we had no idea what we were doing! I had just successfully nursed and swaddled my son (it sounds so much easier than it was), and we were settling in to close our eyes when the pediatrician came in to examine him. It was midnight. He unwrapped him and of course he cried, because that is what tiny human babies do.

I don’t think any of us slept at all that first night. Nurses and doctors are wonderful people. I felt truly blessed to have such great care. Nevertheless, I got to a point that first night where if another nurse had pushed on my uterus or woken up my baby, I would have lost it.

4. Sometimes babies just cry. I read lots of books pre- and post-delivery, and I can’t recall any of them saying, “Your baby is just going to cry like a lunatic sometimes for no apparent reason.” But I’m sure your baby will be different.

That’s what I tell all of my friends while I smile at them, knowingly.

3. Your post-baby body brings fun new adventures. If you aren’t excited about waking up every few hours to breastfeed for the next several months of you life, there is a lot more to be excited about because your post-baby body will amaze you. Aside from leaky breasts, mastitis, and the post-delivery bleeding, you should also look forward to hemorrhoids. My mother, in all her wisdom, bought me a tube of hemorrhoid cream before delivery. “Just in case,” she assured me. I rolled my eyes, assuming she didn’t know what she was talking about. Her little gift ended up saving me in a very desperate moment. Enough said. Moving right along.

2. Kangaroo care (skin-to-skin) can be a big help. I had heard about the skin-to-skin method before delivery, but I drastically underestimated its power. I thought it was only useful the first few days after delivery, but as it turns out kangaroo care is an effective way to calm your baby and get some sleep months later. One NICU nurse informed me that kangaroo care helps with bonding, promotes lactation and brain development, and can regulate a baby’s body temperature.

1. In a split second you will become someone else. Someone once told me the moment of childbirth is powerful because in an instant you know so many things you didn’t know before.

I get it now.

It’s crazy, but now that I’m a mom, I understand the miracle of birth. I understand the love of a mother and father. And amazingly, I sense the love of my Creator in a whole new way. It’s beyond my comprehension that God could make a human inside of me. Our son is the best of us and the worst of us wrapped in baby skin with baby toes and baby eyelashes. There is nothing miraculous about me, but the fact that this body God made has managed to create and knit together a child with flesh and bones, is surely miraculous.

Childbirth allows us to glimpse behind the curtain of Creation and experience a miracle firsthand. The joy of being a mother is indescribable. If the price of that joy is temporary discomfort and pain, by all means, I would pay it over and over again.

Deidra Romero is a freelance writer and blogger living in Franklin, Tennessee. She likes good coffee, good company, and a good story. She blogs about life, faith, culture and family here: www.DeidraWrites.com.

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